i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow


Only acceptable way to casually mention your phd. If it comes up an it’s not a direct answer to “what’s your degree?” or similar - you’re a douchebag


is this what heaven looks like

More like hell, really



"the less I needed, the better I felt"

hippie vibes ❁


Model: 1984 Volkswagon Vanagon Westfalia
Location: Humboldt Redwoods State Park, California 2014

mostly nature

Yeah fuck everything
But really, fuck everything

I’m not sure why anyone on tumblr ever posts a Kris Jenner pic

super great role model, amirite?


I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

Yes, and the family would otherwise be totally safe during this serial killer run-in…. If not for that damn bumper sticker.


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